I'm a movie retard: Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

On Monday, as I was at home doing nothing, my boyfriend showed me yet another movie I had never seen before (Why yes, there are plenty. Shame.).

This time, the feature was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

I know, this is a classic. Better late than never, right?

The most important is that I enjoyed it beyond expectations.

Thanks to its touching characters and the relationship that brings them all 3 together.

And especially for its terribly funny quotes.

See:

[first lines]

Butch Cassidy: What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful.

Guard: People kept robbing it.

Butch Cassidy: Small price to pay for beauty.

Butch Cassidy: Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.

Sundance Kid: One hell of a time to tell me.

[before riding the bicycle]

Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?

Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.

Butch Cassidy: Is that what you call giving cover?

Sundance Kid: Is that what you call running? If I knew you were going to stroll...

Butch Cassidy: [to Sundance] If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him. You probably inherited every penny you got!

Butch Cassidy: Ah, you're wasting your time. They can't track us over rocks.

Sundance Kid: Tell them that.

Butch Cassidy: [after looking for himself] They're beginning to get on my nerves. Who are those guys?

[about the trackers following them]

Butch Cassidy: I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?

[arriving in Bolivia]

Butch Cassidy: You know, it could be worse. You get a lot more for your money in Bolivia, I checked on it.

Sundance Kid: What could they have here that you could possibly want to buy?

Butch Cassidy: I swear, if Sweetface told me that I rode out of town ten minutes ago, I'd believe him. 

Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.

Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.

[while being chased by the posse]

Sundance Kid: You remember the time you and me and Etta went to Denver one summer for a vacation?

Butch Cassidy: I'm glad you brought that up, Kid. That's an important topic, considering our situation.
Sundance Kid: The night we went gambling, you remember?
Butch Cassidy: We had dinner at the hotel. Etta had roast beef and I had chicken, and if I can remember what you had, I'll die a happy man.

Possibly my favorites:

Large Woman: Start this train.

Sundance Kid: Get back inside there, lady.

Large Woman: Oh, I'm not afraid of you, I'm not afraid of anything. I'm a grandmother and a female and I've got my rights. You can bull all the others but you can't bull me. I've fought whiskey and I've fought gambling and I can certainly fight you.

[Butch is robbing Woodcock's train for the second time]

Butch Cassidy: You can't want to get blown up again.

Woodcock: Butch, you know that if it were *my* money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you. But, you see, I am still in the employment of E. H. Harriman, of Union Pacific Railroad.

Etta Place: Why is there never any money, Butch?

Butch Cassidy: Well, I swear, Etta, I don't know. I've been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead.

Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.

Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.

Butch Cassidy: [to Sundance] Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.

[performing their first robbery in Bolivia]

Butch Cassidy: [spanish] Manos a... Manos, um...

[Butch pulls out a card that helps him remember his words]

Butch Cassidy: Manos arriba!

Sundance Kid: They got 'em up! Skip on down.

Butch Cassidy: Arriba!

Sundance Kid: Skip on down!

Butch Cassidy: Todos ustedes "arrismense" a la pared.

Sundance Kid: They're against the wall already!

Butch Cassidy: Donde... Ah, you're so damn smart, You read it!

Butch Cassidy: Jeesh, all Bolivia can't look like this.

Sundance Kid: How do you know? This might be the garden spot of the whole country. People may travel hundreds of miles just to get to this spot where we're standing now. This might be the Atlantic City, New Jersey of all Bolivia for all you know.

Butch Cassidy: Alright. I'll jump first.

Sundance Kid: No.

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.

Sundance Kid: No, I said.

Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?

Sundance Kid: I can't swim.

Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

Sundance Kid: Oh, shit... 

etc, etc, etc.... : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064115/quotes

How delightful!